Me and my brother were talking to each other 'Bout what makes a man a
man Was it brain or brawn, or the month you were born We just couldn't
understand
Our old man didn't like our appearance He said that only
women wear long hair
So me and my brother borrowed money from
Mother We knew what we had to do We went downstairs, past the barber and
gymnasium And got our arms tattooed
Welcome to my life, tattoo I'm
a man now, thanks to you I expect I'll regret you But the skin graft man
won't get you You'l be there when I die Tattoo
My dad beat me
'cause mine said "Mother" But my mother naturally liked it and
beat my brother 'Cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude And my mother
thought that was extremely rude
Welcome to my life, tattoo We've a
long time together, me and you I expect I'll regret you But the skin
graft man won't get you You'll be there when I die Tattoo
Now I'm
older, I'm tattooed all over My wife is tattooed too A rooty-toot-toot,
rooty-tooty-toot-toot Rooty-toot-toot tattoo too To you