One girl was called Jean Marie Another little girl was Felicity Another
little girl was Sally Joy The other was me, and I'm a boy My name is
Bill, and I'm a head case They practice making up on my face Yeah, I feel
lucky if I get trousers to wear Spend evenings taking hairpins from my
hair
chorus:
I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my ma won't admit
it I'm a boy, I'm a boy But if I say I am, I get it
Put your frock
on, Jean Marie Plait your hair, Felicity Paint your nails, little Sally
Joy Put this wig on, little boy
chorus
Wanna play cricket on
the green Ride my bike across the street Cut myself and see my
blood Wanna come home all covered in mud
