Cousin Kevin Lyrics

Cousin Kevin

we're on our own, cousin,
all alone, cousin.
let's think of a game to
play
now the grown-ups have all gone away.
you won't be much fun
being
blind, deaf and dumb,
but i'vw no-one to play with today
do you know how
to play hide-and-seek?
to find me it would take you a week,
but tied to
that chair
you won't go anywhere.
there's a lot i can do with a freak

how would you feel if i
turned on the bath, 
ducked your head
under
and started to laugh? 
what would you do if i shut you
outside,
and stand in the rain
and catch cold so you died

i'm the
school bully!
the classroom cheat.
i'm the natiest playfriend
you ever
could meet.
i'll stick pins in your fingers
and tread on your
feet...

maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
would chane your
expression
to one of alarm.
i'll drag you round by a lock of your
haur
or gice you a push
at the top of the stairs...

i'm the school
bully!
the classroom cheat.
the nasiest playfriend
you ever could
meet.
i'll put glass in your dinner
and spikes in your seat...