Hello Operator Lyrics

Hello Operator

Hello operator 

can you give me number nine? 

can i see you later? 

will you give me back my dime? 

turn the oscillator 

twist it with a dollar bill 

mail man bring the paper 

leave it on my window sill 



Find a canary 

a bird to bring my message home 

carry my obituary 

my coffin doesnt have a phone 

how you gonna get the money? 

send papers to an empty home? 

how you gonna get the money? 

nobody to answer the phone