Fat Randy Lyrics

Fat Randy

He's big, fat, ugly, and mean Too many beers and he's a shitting machine Once
he's drunk he likes to fight Any fifteen year old in sight Don't try to run,
don't try to hide He'll steal your car without thinking twice Stop the party,
hide your sh*t Because Fat Randy's in the house tonight High school parties are
his thing He drives up in his orange machine He'll start fighting with his
friends Fat Randy gets you in the end FAT RANDY snuck in my house FAT RANDY
sh*t on my couch FAT RANDY quiet as a mouse FAT RANDY!, FAT RANDY! I see Fat
Randy now and then Driving around with a carload of friends I see Fat Randy now
and then Driving around with a carload of friends