Country Phuck Lyrics

Country Phuck

All the other famers want a hair do just like me. They blame my mom who used to
roadie for MDC. And when I go to the hooten-nanny.  Everyone wants to dance    
       with me. They want to lick my boots and sit on my studs.  Peel them
taters, you suck! Peel them taters, you Country Phuck! They'll all   be
listening to hardcore. When they be milking them cows. And when the sun comes
up they start to slam.  Here comes Uncle Jessie with a sh*t eating grin. I
wonder what he's doing in the sheeps pen. Your sister's your wife, you suck!   
               Your sister's your wife, you Country Phuck!