Could you crawl any slower
You're such a church goer
Got the home field advantage
All that you can manage
Is to stay home drinking
The thought of it is bringing me down
Could you crawl any faster
The night is a disaster
Could you call a little warning
Gotta work in the morning
With a head thats ringing
The thought of it is bringing me down
We've come this far in a worse case scenerio
We're back in the car and CRANKING UP THE STEREO
Wonderful waste, memory erased
Easily replaced, your a wonderful waste of time
Such a wonderful waste of time
No slap on the wrist
You hardly feel you're missed
Give you one more kiss
Your a wonderful waste of time
Your such a wonderful waste of time
Your such a wonderful waste of time
It's ten years later
Your still the fornicator
Got the home field advantage
All the kids that you can manage
And your trunk of returnables
Is weighing your convertible
Down
Could you crawl any slower
You're such a church goer
Could you call a little warning
Gotta work in the morning
With a phone thats ringing
The thought of it is bringing me down
We've come this far in a worse case scenerio
We're back in the car and cranking up the stereo
Wonderful waste, memory erased
Easily replaced, you're a wonderful waste of time
Such a wonderful waste of time
No slap on the wrist
You hardly feel you're missed
Give you one more kiss
You're a wonderful waste of time
You're such a wonderful waste of time
What a wonderful waste of time
And all you can manage
The home field advantage
Is more that you're willing
To pay for the damange
We've come this far in a worse case scenerio
We're back in the car and cranking up the stereo
You're a wonderful waste (such a wonderful waste)
Such a wonderful waste of time
(repeat til end)
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