We`re The Pirates Who Don`t Do Anything Lyrics

We`re The Pirates Who Don`t Do Anything

Arr, arr, arr, arr

We are the pirates who don’t do anything 
We
just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
Well
just tell you we don’t do anything

But I’ve never been to
Cleveland
And I've never been to Denver
And I’ve never buried
treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I’ve never been to
Moscow
And I’ve never been to Tampa
And I’ve never been to
Boston in the fall

We are the pirates who don’t do anything

We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do
anything
Well just tell you we don’t do anything

And
I’ve never hoist the mainstay
And I’ve never swabbed the poop
deck
And I’ve never veer to starboard
Cause I never sail at
all

And I’ve never walked the gangplank
And I’ve never
owned a parrot
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall

Cause
were the pirates who don’t do anything 
We just stay at home and lay
around
And if you ask us to do anything
Well just tell you we
don’t do anything

O I’ve never plucked a rooster
And
I'm not too good at ping ball
And I’ve never thrown my mashed
potatoes
Up against the wall

And I’ve never kissed a
chipmunk
And I’ve never gotten head lice 
And I’ve never
been to Boston in the fall

And I’ve never licked a spark
plug
And I’ve never sniffed a stinkbug
And I’ve never
painted daises 
On a big red rubber ball

And I’ve never bathed
in yogurt
And I don’t look good in leggings
And I’ve never
been to Boston in the fall!