Viking Medley Lyrics

Viking Medley

"We're Vikings!"

We're Vikings, what do you know, the terrors
of the sea
We're Vikings, where ever we go, pillaging happily
We're
Vikings, let there be no ambuiguity
Cause who doesn't like a pile of
loot?
Some gold, some jewels, and a shiny suit?
And a giant screen TV to
boot?
A Viking's life for me!
Yo ho!

We're Vikings, what do you
know, the terrors of the sea
We're Vikings, where ever they go, pillaging
happily
We're Vikings, let there be no ambuiguity
Cause who doesn't like
a pile of loot?
(this is my life as a Viking wife)
Some gold, some
jewels, and a shiny suit?
(we have to admit that it's rife with
strife)
And a giant screen TV to boot?
(but that's the lot we got, when
married we)
The terrors of the sea!
(we married Vikings)
A Viking life
for me!

"Look Olaf"

Look, Olaf!  There's a fish, with a
pretty little circle on the bottom of the 
backside of his fin!
Look,
Olaf, there's another, and another, and another!
And the little one has got
a funny grin!
Look, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf! Way down underneath the water, it's
the biggest
fish I think I've ever seen!
It's got blue and purple
stripes, orange and yellow markings, and a 
dorsal fin that's iridescent
green!

Look, Olaf! There's a turtle and he's wearing pink pajamas and
he's got
a cowboy hat upon his lid!
Look Olaf, very close, you'll see
he's chasing down that herd of giant 
squid!
Look Olaf, Olaf, Olaf,
Olaf!
Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf!
There's a hippo dancing with a
bear
Look, Olaf, there's an ostrich
There's a mermaid
There's a
bunny!
Please, Olaf, look anywhere but --- 

Olaf: I don't see
anything . . . what?

--- but there.

"Our
Share"

Thank you, thank you, our new friends, you saved us from the
sea
Rest assured that we intend to share proficiently

We used to
care
About our share
Of gold, so rare
And big TV's
But when we
share, we get out share of friends

Doo-doo-dee-doo-doo . . .

So
what's the use?
A golden goose
Is no excuse
For being mean
When we
share we get our share of friends