The Water Buffalo Song Lyrics

The Water Buffalo Song

From Episode 1--Where's God When I'm S-Scared? Larry: "Everybody's got a water
buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow. Oh where'd we get them? I don't know,
but everybody's got a water buffalo-ooooooooo. I took my buffalo to the store,
got his head stuck in the door, spilled some lima beans on the floor. Oh
everybody's got a ..." Archibald: "Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What
do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when
everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters
saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are
you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!"
Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear
Larry sing ..." Larry: "Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, yours is pink but mine
is blue. Hers was small but ..."