Modern Major General Lyrics

Modern Major General

I am the very model of a modern major general
I've information vegitable
animal and mineral
I know the kings of england
and i quote the facts
historical
from marathon to waterlou in order
catigorical
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I'm very well aquainted
too with matters mathamatical
I understand equasions both the simple and
quadratical
of my binomial therom i am teaming with alot of
news....
(alot of news...let's see......)
with many cheerful facts about
the square of the hypotinuse
(with many cheerful facts about the square of
the hypotinuse
with many cheerful facts about the square of the
hypotinuse
with many cheerful facts about the square of the
hypotinuse)

(Alright hod on........)
I'm very good at integral and
diferental calculas
I know the scientific names of beings an emalculas
In
short in matters vegitable animal and mineral 
I am the very model of a
modern major general

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I am the very
model of a modern major general
I've information vegitable animal and
mineral
I know the kings of england
and i quote the facts
historical
from marathon to waterlou in order
catigorical

(huuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......)

I'm very well
aquainted too with matters mathamatical
I understand equasions both the
simple and quadratical
of my binomial therom i am teaming with alot of
news....

(alot of news...let's see......)

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with many
cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse
(with many cheerful facts
about the square of the hypotinuse
with many cheerful facts about the square
of the hypotinuse
with many cheerful facts about the square of the
hypotinuse)

I'm very good at integral and diferental calculas
I know
the scientific names of beings an emalculas
In short in matters vegitable
animal and mineral 
I am the very model of a modern major
general

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