Love My Lips Lyrics

Love My Lips

From Episode 5--Dave and The Giant Pickle Narrator: "One day while talking with
Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one of his deepest fears ..." Larry: "If my lips
ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south, that'd be too bad, I'd be so
sad." Archibald: "I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?" Larry: "That'd be
too bad. If my lips said "adios, I don't like you I think you're gross," that'd
be too bad, I might get mad." Archibald: "That'd be too bad, you might get
mad?" Larry: "That'd be too bad. If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess and
took my tooth, that'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad." Archibald: "That'd be too
bad, you'd call your Dad?" Larry: "That'd be too bad." Archibald: "Hold it. Did
you say your father? Fascinating! So what you're saying is that if your lips
left you ..." Larry: "That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd
call my Dad. That be too bad." Archibald: "That'd be to bad?" Larry: "That'd be
too bad." Archibald: "Why?" Larry: "Because I love my lips." [Scatting]
Archibald: "Oh my ... This is more serious than I thought. Larry, tell me, what
do you see here?" Larry: "Um, that looks like a lip." Archibald: "And this?"
Larry: "It's a lip!" Archibald: "And this?" Larry: "It's a lip, it's a lip,
it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip,
it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip. Liiiiiiiiiiiips. Lip lip lip." Archibald:
"Larry, tell me about your childhood." Larry: "When I was just two years old I
left my lips out in the cold and they turned blue. What could I do?" Archibald:
"They turned blue, what could you do?" Larry: "Oh they turned blue. On the day
I got my tooth I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard ... and it
felt weird." Archibald: "My, my. She had a beard and it felt weird?" Larry:
"She had a beard. Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips stuck in a gate.
My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until the fire department came
and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip
rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee - right on the lip - and
we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips
were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only
knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me
the word for lip: Oofta." Archibald: "Your friends all laughed ... Usta? How do
you spell that?" Larry: "I don't know." Archibald: "So what you're saying is
that when you were young ..." Larry: "They turned blue, what could I do? She
had a beard and it felt weird. My friends all laughed ... Oofta!" Archibald:
"I'm confused ..." Larry: "I love my lips!" [Scatting] Narrator: "This has been
Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry say ..." Larry: "Have I
ever told you how I feel about my nose?" Archibald: "Oh, look at the time!"