I`m So Blue Lyrics

I`m So Blue

Jean Claude: Now Madame Blueberry was a sad little berry
She lived by herself
in a house in a tree.
Her butlers would show up each morning at
nine
They'd open the door to hear Madame whine.
Madame: I'm so
blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
I'm so blue I don't know
what to do!

Bob and Larry: She's so
blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
She's so blue she don't
know what to do!

Jean Claude: Her butlers, whose names were Bob and
Larry,
Would help her with chores in her house in a tree.
Bob would wash
dishes for Larry to dry,
Madame would stack them and then start to
cry.

Madame: I'm so blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo
hoo!

Bob and Larry: She's so blue she don't know what to
do!

Madame: These dishes are faded, their edges are chipped!
This
rose is on backward and this one is flipped!
These spoons are too tiny,
these forks are no good!
These knives have gone dull and don't slice like
they should!

Madame: My neighbors have nice things, I've seen them
myself.
In fact, I keep pictures up here on my shelf!
Look at this new
flatware of Monsieur LaGoon's
And Monsieur DesPlanes has twelve Franklin
mint spoons!
And Phillip Van Pea went and bought a new sink,
Why, he even
has a disposal, I think!
And look at this crock pot of Madame
Lacrosse's,
And ceramic jars where she keeps all her sauces!
Nice
sauces...

I'm so blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo
hoo!

Bob and Larry: She's so blue she don't know what to
do!

Madame: Just look at this sofa of Edward and Tammy's,
And lovely
armoire where they keep all their jammies!
I really can't stand it, I think
I may die!
Now where was that hanky? I'm going to cry!
Too late!
Bahaahaa!

I'm so blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo
hoo!
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!

Bob and Larry: She's so
blue!

Madame: I'm so blue!

All: She's so blue-hoo-hoo
hoo!
She's so blue she don't know what to do!