Billy Joe Mcguffrey Lyrics

Billy Joe Mcguffrey

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey 
Was a really clumsy kid.
On the first day of
first grade 
I'll tell you what he did.
He tripped over a pencil
box,
Flew up in the air,
Landed on a kangaroo
Who pulled out all his
hair.
He needed first aid in the first grade,
First aid in the first
grade,
First aid in the first grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the
doctor bills he paid.

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey 
Was a really clumsy
kid.
On the second say of second grade 
I'll tell you what he did.
He
slipped on a banana peel,
Flew up in the sky,
Landed on a chimpanzee

Who poked him in the eye.
He needed first aid in the second
grade,
First aid in the second grade,
First aid in the second
grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.

Now,
Billy Joe McGuffrey 
Was a really clumsy kid.  
On the third day of third
grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He fell out of a fishing
boat,
Splashed into the sea,
Landed on a moray eel 
Who bit him on the
knee.
He needed first aid in the third grade,
First aid in the third
grade,
First aid in the third grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the
doctor bills he paid.

Mr. Asparagus: "Twelfth
grade!"

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey 
Was a really clumsy kid.
On
the twelfth day of twelfth grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He walked
into financial aid,
Fell and broke a bone,
Showed them all his
bills
And got a great big college loan.
He needed first aid in the
twelfth grade,
First aid in the twelfth grade,
First aid in the twelfth
grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.
You could
buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid!