Billy Joe Mcguffery Lyrics

Billy Joe Mcguffery

Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the first day of first
grade, I'll tell you what he did.
He tripped over a pencil box and flew up
in the air,
Landed on a kangaroo who pulled out all his hair.

He
needed first aide, in the first grade.
First aide, in the first
grade.
First aide, in the first grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the
doctor bills he payed.

Oh, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy
kid.
On the second day of second grade, I'll tell you what he did.
He
slipped on a banana peel and flew up in the sky, 
Landed on a chimpanzee who
poked him in the eye.

He needed first aide, in the second
grade.
First aide, in the second grade.
First aide, in the second
grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.

Now,
Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid,
on the third day of third grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He fell out of a fishing boat, splashed into the
sea..
Landed on a moreo who bit him on the knee.

He needed first
aide, in the third grade.
First aide, in the third grade.
First aide, in
the third grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he
payed.

12th grade!

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy
kid, 
On the twelfth day of tweltfth grade I'll tell you what he
did.
Walked into financial aide and fell and broke a bone.

He needed
first aide, in the twelfth grade.
First aide, in the twelfth grade.
First
aide, in the twelth grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he
payed.

You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.