Walked up in the bar sat down on the stool
And got the low down from the
guy with the jewel
He was playin’ pool and he thought he was good
Cuz he bet me 5 dimes he could sink em with his foot
He grabbed a
stick tried to kick it with his heel
Did a sic back flip and ended up
full kneel
He didn’t squeal but it looked like it hurt
And it did
cuz he took me for my cash and my shirt
I got worked but what’s worse
than that
Just as he was leaving he tipped his hat
Then he laughed
and said "i’m sorry ’bout your luck"
When he walked out the
door he got hit by a truck
Chorus:
Aces and eights, aces and
eights, aces and eights
That’s a dead mands hand
Aces and eights,
aces and eights, aces and eights
That’s a dead mands hand
Aces
and eights, aces and eights, aces and eights
That’s a dead mands
hand
Aces and eights, aces and eights, aces and eights
How
about the guy used to hang in the clubs
Getting all the numbers and
getting all the love
He didn’t wear gloves he was too hard core
May he rest in peace we don’t see him anymore
Lots of stories and
old cliches
Small town girl tryin’ to make her way
She moved to
the city all she wanted was a job
Now she’s underneath the desk
tryin’ to move to the top
It won’t stop cuz the circle won’t let
it
Be careful what you wish for
You might get it
You know the
cat got macked by the bees
He was messin’ with the honey and the mouse
and the cheese
(chorus)
You could beat the system you
could beat your girl
But who ya gonna beat come the end of the world
(imagine) everything you ever worked for (strived for)
Suddenly
becomin’ everything your gonna die for
Now what’d ya live for?
nothing anymore right
How could you live your life uptight?
See
everything you did and everything you seen
Rolled around in the mud but
you couldn’t come clean
And that makes you dirty now how does that
feel?
Living life like an open cut that won’t heal
Sore at the
world and you don’t know why
You boucned like a ball and that’s how
you’ll die
U Artists/Bands 
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