Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am ?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can ?
I've takin' a likin' to your game
I think we all, we feel the same
Is this a dream of is it real
You say you want to cut a deal ?
Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am ?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can ?
Don't need much time to think about
I'm sure that you have got the clout
I only hope that you're my friend
And stand by me until the end
Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am ?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can ?
Sell a lotta records 'n' tour 'round the world,
Make a lotta money 'n' meet lotsa' girls
Mr. Recordman, do you know who I am ?
Mr Recordman, do you really think I can ?
It sounds like music to my ears
I've dreamed of this for many years
To sell a lotta records 'n' tour round the world,
Make a lotta money 'n' meet lotsa girls
Have a lot of fun and hang with my bro's
'Cause these boys 'n' this band is all I know
If not for the money and not fot the show
Are you here for me of here for the dough ?
U Artists/Bands 
Ugly Kid Joe CDs in sales 
