Actress, Model... Lyrics

Actress, Model...

Dear Mom 
I'm dating an actress 
And I'm just writing to let you know 
Why I'm so far from home 
I followed her to Stella Adler 
A method man was what she was after 
She must have seen them on TV 

She's my actress model dancer whatever 
I've been watching you 
I've been wanting you 
Actress model dancer whatever 
You're so over there 
You're so everywhere 

I met her over a cigarette 
And though I don't really know her yet 
I could see she sees something in me 
A thousand bucks won't pay the rent 
And I don't know where the money's spent 
But it shows Lord cause nothing's free 

She's my actress model dancer whatever 
I've been watching you 
I've been wanting you 
Actress model dancer whatever 
You're so over there 
You're so everywhere 

She made a promise 
she'd never act with me now 
But I saw her move her lips 
They were reading scripts 
She made a promise 
she'd never act with me now 
And I saw her move her lips 
Line please line please 

Dear Mom 
I'm dating an actress 
And I'm just writing to let you know who who 
Actress model dancer whatever 
I've been watching you 
I've been wanting you 
Actress model dancer whatever 
You're so over there 
You're so everywhere 
Dear Mom 
I'm dating an actress 
Dear Mom 
I'm dating an actress 
Now I'm an actor too