The Taliban Song Lyrics

The Taliban Song

"I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
I got a, 2 bedroom
cave here in North Afghanistan
Things used to be real cool and they got out
of hand when they moved in
They call themselves the Taliban
(ooooo yeah
the taliban) (taliban baby)

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they
came here
They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear
to ear
She loves the desert and the hot white sand
But man she's just
like me, nah she can't stand
The Taliban (ooo taliban baby)

You know
someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My
old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do just
fine down in Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip
the finger to the Taliban
(oh yeah the taliban) (baby)

Now they
attacked New York City cause they thought they could win
Said they would,
stand and fight until the very bloody end
Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq
and Iran and said "Now, you
knuckle-heads you better not be doin any
business with the taliban"
(Taliban baby)

So we prayed to Allah with
all of our might
And then those big U.S. jets came flyin one night
They
dropped little bombs all over our holy land
And man you should have seen em
run like rabbits, they ran
(the taliban)

You know someday soon we're
both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be
here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do real fine down around
Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair audo and flip a couple
fingers to the Taliban
(oh yeah, taliban)
we'll bid a fair adieu and flip
a finger to The Taliban (baby)"