Wow, I Can Be Sexual Too Lyrics

Wow, I Can Be Sexual Too

If i die and go to hell real soon 

it will appear to me as... this room 

if for enternity i lay in bed 

in my boxers half stoned with the pillow under my head 



i'd be chatting on the interweb 

maggots pray upon the living dead 

i had no interest in the things she said 

on the phone every day 

i'll permanently hit the hay 



i called her on the phone and she touched herself 

she touched herself 

she touched herself 

she touched herself 



i called her on the phone 

and she touched herself 

i laughed myself to sleep 



at this rate 

i'll be heading for electric chairs 

i'm only human with my cross to bear 



when she described her underware 

i forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old school 



you're too young to be this empty girl 

i'll prepare you for this sick dark world 

know that you'll be my downfall 



but i call and i call and i call 



i called her on the phone and she touched herself 

she touched herself 

she touched herself 

she touched herself 



i called her on the phone 

and she touched herself 

i laughed myself to sleep 



i don't know what i want 

i don't know what i want 

i don't know what i want 

i don't know what i want 

i don't know what i want (i met you on the internet) 

i don't know what i want (i met you on the internet) 

i don't know what i want (i met you on the internet) 



i called her on the phone and she touched herself 

she touched herself 

she touched herself 

she touched herself 



i called her on the phone 

and she touched herself 

i laughed myself to sleep 



woah! 

i called her on the phone and she touched herself 

she touched herself she touched herself 

she touched herself 



i called her on the phone 

and she touched herself 

i laughed myself to sleep