Ants In My Pants Lyrics

Ants In My Pants

Stress can breed a psychopath

You're all that calms me down 

I forget that I'm a mess when you're around 

Please can you be home tonight 

Say its not over yet 

My human tranquilizer 

My pretty percocet 

I just want to chill with you tonight, girl 

I wish that I could chill with you tonight 

Stop the worries that keep forming in my head 

I've got ants in my pants unless its you in them instead 

Oh baby I was a faker before you 

Tomorrow brings a busy day 

Its overstuffed with time 

I need to hear you breathing on the line 

And you can be closed minded 

If you have open arms 

Why can't I ever work my wily charms on you? 

And you still weren't home when I dialed up the phone in the evening 

So I'm twiddling thumbs and I'm wondering what's this I'm feeling 

I may be strong below the belt 

But not with what I thought and felt 

That blissful knight I knelt 

Between your legs 

Between our heads 

Between our hearts 

I was a faker before you.