You know every once in a while I shoot the breeze I spend my time, I talk
about silly things I like to talk about Jesus Christ 'Coz i wonder what
would happen if he passed you by Would you be scared? Would you believe
in him? Or would you bust your asses to get him institutionalised? Well I
bet he'd be cool I bet he'd damn good looking I bet that he'd smell
devine I'm not talking 'bout Calvin Klein's Obsession Just one of those
people who smell good all the time, There's no reason why
What would
he wear? Would he wear Tom Hilffiger? Or be Urban Outfitted? Well I
don't think so See I'll bet he'd like Gautier Though you'd never find him
in it I bet he'd like Gautier
Lord I need your protection Spend
some time in my direction I need you protection Spend some time in my
direction
You know, every once in a while I shoot the breeze I spend
my time, I talk about silly things And tonight I'd like to talk to you about
Jesus Christ 'Coz I wonder how we'd deal if he just passed you by Well
I'll bet he'd be a star I bet my Star Wars figures he would be a movie
star Quentin Tarrentino, next big thing Prima Donna then he'd appear on
Opera But you know what? I don't think so
Could you imagine
him? Hanging in Piccadilly Circus? Time Square? The Walk of
Fame? At Christie's he could easily become a regular But you know
what? I don't think so I bet my speeder bike he'd turn his back on our
backs
Lord I need your protection Spend some time in my
direction I need you protection Spend some time in my
direction
Some people have just got it You know like standing next to
Elvis Presley? Then multiply that feeling by one million And you know what
I'm talking about Coz I bet he was cool Man i bet that cowboy's so damn
good lookin, baby-y , ooh yeah yeah