Real Sugar Baby Lyrics

Real Sugar Baby

Sugar:	Alright

	Test-test-test-test

	Hello?

	Are we ready to go here?

	*Clears throat* May I have your attention please?



Crowd:	What?



Sugar:	May I have your attention please?



Crowd:	Yeah!



Sugar:	Will the real Sugar baby please speak up?

	We're gonna have a problem here!



	Y'all act like you've never heard a little white girl before

	Jaws all on the floor

	Acting like you can buy me in a sugar store

	*Cha-ching*

	Cruising the halls

	You must be looking for more

	Cos I'm bigger than that

	And I wont be stuck on the floor

	Haha-haha-haha



Guy:	What you laughing at?



Sugar:	Your all talking like, oh wait, no way! You're kidding!

	She didn't just sound like I think she did did she?



Guy:	Yeah yeah yeah!



Sugar:	Hey-Hey-Hey where's sugar?



Guy:	Where you at?



Sugar:	I'm right here! Sleeping in Moca's pocket!

	Tee-hee

	Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar sugar-baby, sugar-baby!

	

CHORUS	I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby

	All you other sugar babies are just imitating

	So wont the real sugar baby please jump up, 

	please jump up, please jump up!

	Cos I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby

	All you other sugar babies are just imitating

	So wont the real sugar baby please jump up, 

	please jump up, please jump up!



Guy:	Woah!



Sugar:	Look at her, walking around with her own crew,

	Mad Dog and Billy and Moca too!

	She's so damn short though!

	

Guy#1WHAT? 



Sugar:Yeah!



Guy#2:	That's my girl yo!



Sugar:	And there's a million of us just like me,

	Fuss like me, just don't give a fu--

	OH!I would never say that!



Guy:	Sugar!



Sugar:	Dress like me, walk like me, have hair like me

	And might just be the next best thing, but not quite me!



CHORUS	I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby

	All you other sugar babies are just imitating

	So wont the real sugar baby please jump up, 

	please jump up, please jump up!

	Cos I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby

	All you other sugar babies are just imitating

	So wont the real sugar baby please jump up, 

	please jump up, please jump up!

	

	

	Oh and could the rest of you please lie down 

	'cos I can't see anything *thanks!*

	Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar sugar-baby, sugar-baby!