Sir Psycho Sexy Lyrics

Sir Psycho Sexy

A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a
man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir
Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

He's a freak
of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him
go

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on
bleedin'
Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God
no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Botty
looking too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver hotter than a
fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever
I won't and I don't hang up
until I please her
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
I take it away
for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit
deeper

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time
Sir
Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho
yea he's the man he's the man he's
the man (chorus)

He's a freak of
nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him
go

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out
and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all
dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt
with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram
getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my
hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her
uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo
that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie
right into jam

(chorus)

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty
punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your
arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I
do miss you
I love you

Lay me down...
Descending waves of graceful
pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with
subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make
me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out
naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl
with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my
lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the
map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while