Fitter, Happier Lyrics

Fitter, Happier

Fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much 
Regular exercise at the gym, 3 days a week 
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries at ease 
Eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats 
A patient better driver, a safer car, baby smiling in back seat 
Sleeping well, no bad dreams, no paranoia 
Careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole 
Keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then 
Will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall 
Favors for favors, fond but not in love 
Charity standing orders on sundays ring road supermarket 
No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants 
Car wash, also on sundays, no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows 
 
Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate nothing so childish 
At a better pace, slower and more calculated, no chance of escape 
Now self-employed, concerned, but powerless 
An empowered and informed member of society, pragmatism not idealism 
Will not cry in public, less chance of illness, tires that grip in the wet 
Shot of baby strapped in back seat, a good memory still cries at a good film 
Still kisses with saliva, no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a
stick 
That's driven into frozen winter shit, the ability to laugh at weakness 
Calm fitter, healthier and more productive a pig in a cage on antibiotics