King Of Comedy Lyrics

King Of Comedy

(Berry/Buck/Mills/Stipe)



Make your money with a suit and
tie
Make your money with shrewd denial
Make your money expert
advice,
If you can wing it
Make your money with a power ply
Make your
money with a buyout bribe
Make it lie as long as you mean it

I'm not
king of comedy,
Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)

Make your
money with exploitation
Make it holy illumination
Say a prayer at every
station
Don't forget to ask for mercy
Make your money with a pretty
face
Make it easy with product placement
Make it charged with
controversy
I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi

I'm not king of
comedy,
I'm not your magazine,
I'm not your television

Make your
money, make it rich
Make it young and make it quick
Make your money on
the jukebox, baby,
It's pick up sticks,
Make your enemies, make your
moves
Make your critics fumble through
Make it smart and make it
schmooze
Make it look easy

I'm not king of comedy,
I'm not your
magazine,
I'm not your television,
I'm not your movie screen
I'm not
commodity (all together now)
I'm not commodity
I'm not commodity
I'm
not commodity
I'm not commodity
I'm not commodity