Great King Rat died today Born on
the twenty first of May Died syphilis forty four on his birthday Every
second word he swore Yes he was the son of a whore Always wanted by the
law
Wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you like to know
people? Great King Rat was a dirty old man And a dirty old man was
he Now what did I tell you Would you like to see?
Now
hear Where will I be tomorrow? Will I beg will I borrow? I don't care
I don't care anyway Come on come on the time is right This man is evil
and that is right I told you ah yes I told you And that's no lie oh no no
no
Wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't
you like to know? Great King Rat was a dirty old man And a dirty old man
was he How what did I tell you? Would you like to see?
Show
me
Wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you like to know
people? Great King Rat was a dirty old man And a dirty old man was
he Now what did I tell you Would you like to see?
Now listen all
you people Put out the good and keep the bad Don't believe all you read
in the Bible You sinners get in line Saints you leave far behind Very
soon you're gonna be his disciple
Don't listen to what mama says Not
a word not a word mama says Or else you'll find yourself being the
rival The great Lord before he died Knelt sinners by his side And said
you're going to realise tomorrow
No I'm not gonna tell you What you
already know 'Cause time and time again The old man said it all a long
time ago Come come on the time is right This evil man will fight I
told you once before
Wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you like to
know? Just like I said before Great King Rat was a dirty old man And a
dirty old man was he The last time I tell you Would you like you see?