Buy My Friggin Album Bitch Lyrics

Buy My Friggin Album Bitch

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[Verse 1]



Buy my CD or I'll break your fuckin' head



I got 15 hundred copies in boxes under my bed



Heard what I said, buy it, shit at least try it



This shit is dope as fuck don't make me pull your ears with pliers



Ain't no one buyin' my album it should've been platinum



At least gold, the kids don't buy my shit I'm gonna crack'em



My idea street promotion is drivin' through places



And peggin' promo tapes at peoples faces sayin' "buy it you homo"



A promo, what? you want free shit



You better pay up, I'll even take food stamps kid



If you ain't got a job, man it's cool you can rob



Still from your old man, cuz he's a fat drunken slob



And ya mom, she's blown in lonely Ville for 20



So just tell that smelly hoe you need some money buddy



I go to the stores that are selling LP's



Tell'em move some fuckin' units or I'll break your friggin knees



Emcees don't even wanna battle me now



My put my lyrics up because I started knockin' bitches out



Interrupt rock sets from alternative bands



I snatch the mic and start beatin' till it's hurtin' my hands



Then I kick my wicked flows until the cops are called



I'll throw a bar stool and start a bar room brawl



As I run out the door, just before I jet



Don't forget to buy my album on CD or cassette







[Chorus]



I'm a dope emcee but a shitty self promoter



I'll sign a contract for a hoagie and soda



I'ma use force like as if my name was Yoda



Buy my shit quick man just do what I told ya



Can't work for a living gotta eat off this



Plus I gotta crib, and a wife, and a kid



I'ma shove in your face till you purchase it



Just buy my friggin album bitch!







[Verse 2]



Don't be a cheap fuck it's just 11.99



And it's worth it, I ain't sayin' that because it's mine



If it's whack, don't even think you'll get your money back



You and your boys can make fun of it, yo I like it when you crack



Take a bat, and use the thing for batting practice man smash it



I don't give a fuck man fuckin' bash it you can have it



I really don't care man just purchase the shit



I really don't feel like havin' to hurt you bitch



But I will, so find a way to cop my shit quick



Before I find you first, and beat 'cha fat ass wit a stick



Go on Carson Daily's show and request my video



"You ain't got one" I know, just fuckin' do it yo



The radio don't play me and I got no distribution



Ima walk into Land Speed and just start shootin'



I can't sell cds even in my own city



Ima change my name to Q stiggy and start actin' jiggy



I got promo posters as wall paper in my crib



And I wonder why no one's ever heard of my shit



If I went out and promoted I could probably sell a record



But instead I'll just sit and scratch myself, hey yo check it







[Chorus]







If you don't go out and buy my cd



I'm gonna fuckin' kick your ass



I ain't even playin' wit 'chu



I am literally gonna knock you the fuck out



If you don't go out and buy the shit



Just fuckin' buy it man



You can afford it



What the fuck is wrong wit 'chu?



It's a fuckin' dope album man just pick it up



What 'chu mean you never heard of me?



It doesn't matter if you never heard of me



I'm fuckin' tellin' you now just buy the shit, what?