Nature Boy Lyrics

Nature Boy

I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off
Dance around the house like
nature boy
My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like
them to be
But you don't see me
No one can see me

I pull my
blinds
Fill out my income tax form
Pen in hand I write so legibly
I
have my kitty. His name is Allowishus, I stroke him
But you don't see
me
No one should see me

I pull the blinds
For the sun glares off
my tele and I find it quite so irritating
I have my videos-loads of Ren and
Stimpy
Bottom-a bit of pornography
But you don't see me
No one should
see me