Mr. Krinkle Lyrics

Mr. Krinkle

Hello Mr. Krinkle
How are you today?
Seems the rumors are about your team
might move away
Now, me I'm sentimental
But I'm not one to cry

Say
there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise the Bastard boat
Damn then sonsabitches with
their gill-nets set afloat
I flip on my tele and I watch the waters
die
C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why

Hey ho Mr. Krinkle have you heard
the brand new sound
It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix
Bocephus, Cher and
James Brown
It's called "Heavy Hometown"
New Wave, cold-filtered,
low-calorie dry
C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why