Honey, I`m Home!!! Lyrics

Honey, I`m Home!!!

The car won't start,
It's fallin' apart.
I was late for work and the boss
got smart.
My pantyline shows, gotta' run of my hose.
My hair went
flat,
Man, I hate that!!
(hate that)

Just when I thought things
couldn't get worse,
I realized I forgot my purse!
With all this stress, I
must confess,
This could be worse than PMS.

This job ain't worth the
pay,
Can't wait 'til the end of the day!
Hey Honey, I'm on my way!
Hey
(hey) Hey (hey) Hey, Hey, Hey!!

Honey I'm home and I had a hard
day.
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way,
Rub my feet, give me
something to eat.
Fix me up my favorite treat.
Honey, I'm back, my head's
killin' me.
I need to relax, and watch TV.
Get off the phone, give the
dog a bone.
Hey, Hey! Honey, I'm home!!!

I broke a nail
Opening
the mail.
I cursed out loud
'Cause it hurt like Hell!
This job's a
pain,
It's so mundane,
It sure don't stimulate my brain.

This job
ain't worth the pay,
Can't wait 'til the end of the day!
Hey honey, I'm
on my way
Hey (hey) Hey (hey) Hey, Hey, Hey!!

Honey, I'm home and I
had a hard day.
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way,
Rub my feet, give
me something to eat.
Fix me up my favorite treat.
Honey, I'm back, my
head's killin' me.
I need to relax, and watch TV.
Get off the phone, give
the dog a bone.
Hey, hey, Honey, I'm home!!

Oh, rub my neck, will
ya'?

I'm home!!

That's feels much better!