(Tennant/Lowe)
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The man who`s escorting Don Juan to his bride
Knows he is courting an impudent pride
Think of his jealousy, oh, where will he hide?
The man who`s escorting Don Juan to his bride
The man who will cover for Don Juan`s old soothsayer
Films for a Warner brother or Mister Goldwyn-Mayer
Think of his starlet, how much will he pay her?
The man who will cover for Don Juan`s old soothsayer
An impasse has been reached with the teacher of the rich
To quit would be discreet and swift
But you know that I can`t do that
It would be a disaster
It would be a disaster
I`ve got this sinking feeling, I`m not dreaming
We`ll be sorry soon
(Hahahahaha)
At the end of the day, when everyone`s resigned
To the heart of the matter and the measures in mind
King Zog`s back from holiday, Mary Lupescu`s grey
And King Alexander is dead in Marseilles
An impasse has been reached with the teacher of the rich,
To quit would be discrete and swift
But you know that I can`t do that
It would be a disaster
It would be a disaster
I`ve got this sinking feeling, I`m not dreaming
We`ll be sorry soon.
(Hahahahaha)
P Artists/Bands 
Pet Shop Boys CDs in sales 
