Average Person Lyrics

Average Person

Look At The Average Person 
Speak To The Man In The Street 
Can You Imagine The First One You`d Meet? 
Well, I`m Talking To A Former Engine Driver 
Trying To Find Out What He Used To Do 
Tells Me That He Always Kept His Engine 
Spit And Polished Up As Good As New 
But He Said His Only Great Ambition 
Was To Work With Lions In A Zoo 
Oh To Work With Lions In A Zoo 
Yes Dear, You Heard Right 
Told Me His Ambition Was To Work With Lions Every Night 

Look At The Average Person 
Speak To The Man On The Beat 
Can You Imagine The First One You`d Meet? 

Well, I Met A Woman Working As A Waitress 
I Asked Exactly What It Was She Did 
Said She Worked The Summer Crowd At Seasides 
Winter Time She Ran Away And Hid 
Once She Had A Hollywood Audition 
But The Part Was Given To A Kid 
Yes,The Part Was Given To A Kid 
Yes Sir, You Heard It Right 
Hollywood Ambition Made A Starlet Grown Up Overnight 

Well I Bumped Into A Man Who`d Been A Boxer 
Asked Him What Had Been His Greatest Night 
He Looked Into The Corners Of His Memory 
Searching For A Picture Of The Fight 
But He Said He Always Had A Feeling 
That He Lacked A Little Extra Height 
(Could Have Used A Little Extra Height) 
Yes Mate, You Heard Right 
He Always Had A Feeling That He Might Have Lacked A Little Height 

Look At The Average Person 
Speak To The Man In The Queue 
Can You Imagine The First One Is You? 

Look At The Average Person.