Every day at lunch in high school and all my senior year I’d drink my
cup of cola with a touch of Everclear I never had to study math, science, or
history I’d have a chemical flash back to jog my memory
My
junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherri Ann One night I put some
Everclear in her Dr. Pepper can Well I thought it’d make her
easy She took it pretty hard I took her home and rang her doorbell left
her lying in the yard
Chorus Tequila dries me out Beer just makes
me fat Whiskey makes me nauseas Now tell me who the hell needs that So
if youre thinking about drinking Well the answers crystal
clear It’s the invisible, intoxicating It’s called
Everclear
I remember my church picnic In the spring of
‘89 Yeah they had four fresh watermelons Sliced right off the
vine When they bowed their heads giving grace for the food Hey I pulled
out my bottle and I soaked them melons good Well they never knew what hit
em When that potion went to work They had grandmas doing back
flips Grandpas looking up their skirts They were singing hallelujah and
Willie Nelson songs Preacher said it was the best dang picnic That the
Baptists had ever thrown
Chorus Tequila dries me out Beer just
makes me fat Whiskey makes me nauseas Now tell me who the hell needs
that So if youre thinking about drinking Well the answers crystal
clear It’s the invisible, intoxicating It’s called
Everclear
When I’m drinking Everclear I think I’m king
of this whole world I’m bigger and badder than John Wayne Cooler
than Steve Earl Until I wake up and I’m face down in the hall Hey
I’m completely naked for a reason I can’t recall Well
I’m kinda sorta thinking that maybe I met chick Cause there’s
perfume in the air And there’s lipstick on my neck Well I hope
that she was pretty And I hope that she was kind Enough to leave my
clothes somewhere They’re easy to find
Chorus Tequila dries
me out Beer just makes me fat Whiskey makes me nauseas Now tell me who
the hell needs that So if youre thinking about drinking Well the answers
crystal clear It’s the invisible, intoxicating It’s called
Everclear
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