(intro) Disclaimer Lyrics

(intro) Disclaimer

Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the disclaimer
That's right, the
disclaimer

This American apple pie institution
Known as parental
discretion
Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
From the lyrics
that might actually make you think
And will also insult your intelligence at
the same time

So protect your family.
This album contains explicit
depictions
Of things which are real.
These real things are commonly known
as life.
So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously.
If it sounds
dangerous,
Do not try this at home or at all.
And if it offends you, just
don't listen to it