What`s The Matter With Parents Today? Lyrics

What`s The Matter With Parents Today?

Mom and dad, howd ya get so rad, when exactly did you get so hip
Wearing teenage clothers you're always coming to my shows
And telling me that I should mellow out

It's absurd, you're singing every word
You'ew not supposed to like my band, things I like you don't understand
So please put down that rum and coke, that's no behavior for old folk
Can't we just hang on holidays

Dad and mum, what planet are you from,
And what convinced you to pack up and leave
Doin drugs and asking me for hugs, what's the matter with parents today
 

Not again, when will it end
Dads dressing like Motley Crue and why is moms hair dyed bright blue
They're staying out till 2 or 3 and then having sex publicly
i thought the apple fell far from the tree

Mom and dad I think you ought, to quit smoking so much put
And hanging with my friends
Laying round on the couch, with my Misfits records out
Softly banging your heads

Maybe it's just a passing phase,
What's the matter with my parents these days