Driving Your Girlfriend Home Lyrics

Driving Your Girlfriend Home

I'm driving 
 your girlfriend home
 and she's saying
 how she never chose you
 "turn left", she says
 so I turn left
 and she says
 "So how did I end up
 so deeply involved in
 the very existence
 I planned on avoiding?"
 and I can't answer
 I'm driving
 your girlfriend home
 and she's laughing
 to stop herself crying
 "drive on", she says
 so I drive on
 and she says
 "So how did I end up
 attached to this person
 when his sense of humour
 gets gradually worser?"
 and I can't tell her
 I'm parking 
 outside her home
 and we're shaking hands
 goodnight, so politely