Captain Kirk Lyrics

Captain Kirk

[Featuring Mystikal Fiend Silkk The Shocker]
Intro: [Master P]
Are you
ready to boldly go
where no family has gone before?
The Ghetto Enterprise
has landed.
Captain Kirk has arrived I repeat
Captain Kirk has
arrived.
Women if you're lucky Captain Kirk will save you
and beam your
loved ones to the fortune and fame you
are lookin' for. I mean the next
generation ya' heard me?
Are you ready? [Yes I Am!!!!]
1st Verse: [Master
P -- Fiend]
Master P:
Somebody musta' told these hoes I was a muthafuckin'
rapper,
but will they jus' tell them hoes that I was a
muthafuckin'
captain?
All the bitches I done broke fo' they bank,
I
got so many cocktales I need a muthafuckin' fish tank.
I got hoes like
acorns fallin' outta trees,
No Limit niggas don't say hoes,
ain't no caps
that be floatin' in the breeze...
Fiend:
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I
done put in work
I ain't know, I was livin' next door to Captain
Kirk.
kepta smirk on his face, lookin' like drug swappin',
come to find
out, some bitch holdin' his money down hostage.
Got keys to his cottage,
done changed the law and the act,
and all he get to do, is eat that funky
hoe from the back.
On top of that,
the bitch fat!!!
Makin' a career
off this nigga,
and all his homies gone, because they can't get it clear to
this
nigga,
go figga,
all she wanted was that man to change,
but if
it was me, I done been done slapped that bitch in the
brains.
Chorus:
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna
have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have
yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo'
baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Mr. Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo
baby.
Verse Two: [Silkk The Shocker]
See I met this bad ass trick,
I
mean this bad ass bitch.
Tellin' her friends about month go by see I'ma be
like buying her
shit.
I bought her lunch the first time,
but see there
trick that's nuthin' but game,
I hit it one time and they be callin'
back,
talkin' bout' "Silkk, why you do all that playin'?".
And she had
the nerve to tell me,
if I ain't a fuckin' trick I'm worthless,
I told
her Bitch if you ain't suckin' dick,
then none of yo' clit defeats the
purpose.
Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young balla nigga like my
mind,
I figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but dollar signs.
Simply, a
bitch might give you some weed,
a bitch might give you a buck,
man, but
since you my boy you
better use a condom, before you try to fuck.
Take
the game from this show bug,
cuz Silkk ain't no love.
I give'em a little
somethin', but at the end I
take'em back and get the most love.
And ain't
no beam'em up Scotty,
ain't no savin' hoes that ain't puttin' in no
work.
It all depends on TRU niggas like us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch
freeze),
all you ghetto hoes get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo'
wig,
bring yo' Bebe kids cuz the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin'
in
approximately five minutes.
Chorus
Verse Three: [Mystikal]
Aww
HOLD UP!!!, WAIT A MINUTE!!!
my mama done got me bent.
What the fuck you
mean, where I was?, who I was with?,
and where the fuck I went?
Bitch you
be beside yoself, you probably WOULD,
if I left ya', but I ain't gon put you
on no pedestal, jus cuz
you quick with that pleasure.
You smokin' my weed
ridin' my ride,
I'M TRYIN' TO KEEP IT REAL.
I can't seem to satisfy
you,
bitch she trippin' bout' the BILLS!!!
her rent ain't paid, but she
got her hair done,
this bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it
made
and ride my pockets to the top. But oh no, you
bitch, you ain't
responsible, for what a nigga man
do give a fuck bout' what a nigga bout' to
do,
give a fuck bout' what you and another nigga been through.
Get the
fuck out my face, ya' fear too, stop runnin'
behind my G dues, can't wait to
see that nigga that got
trampled like that cuz that ass whoopin' been
due.
It's thinkin' like that, that make it hard,
for me and the rest of
my niggas.
Mean these tramps they it like weed,
SHE GETTIN' THE BEST'A
YOU NIGGA!!!
Lettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard
work,
This Mystikal, Master P, Fiend and Silkk,
NOT NO CAPTAIN
KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chorus
Outro:
-Girl
Captain
Kirk, you know I have six kids,
even though they ain't from you,
baby my
kids love you.
Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand new color TV,
I
know you pay the rent.
Even though I ain't gave you none in the last
year,
baby we need a brand new car boo,
six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes four
door V-12.
Oh I took that extra checkbook,
I need my... hair, nails, toes
did,
I want a brand new house,
a five karat diamond ring for my birthday,
and
don't forget to pick up some pampers and milk.
Also a jar of pickles,
and Ice Cream.
I think I'm pregnant, smile Kirk, your finally
gonna be a
father, oh yeah, and don't forget to
pick up your cape out the
cleaners.
[Master P]
Mr. Kirk's enterprise will be beaming up out
of
the ghetto in five seconds,
four,
three,
two,
one.
[Sound
of airplane or some other aircraft taking off
and flying away]