she bought herself a diamond ring
before the evening show
a ninety dollar bracelet
on daddy's visa gold
short black skirts on warm days
with her black socks to her knees
now she's wearing corduroy
instead of bongo jeans
she's a preppie girl
who rules the fashion world
she's a preppie girl
makes me wanna hurl
f**king preppie girl
walks to church on sunday
with her bottle in her hand
wishing she was a rebel
who could terrorise the land
whose that standing so close to her
holding her preppie hand
maybe it is a running back
or just a preppie man
she's a preppie girl
who rules the fashion world
she's a preppie girl
makes me wanna hurl
f**king preppie girl
she's got a senior boyfriend
now that bit*h is just fifteen
will she lose
will she lose
will she lose
her virginity
well he takes her out on prom night
and he shows her a good time
will he be in her pants by nine?
she's a preppie girl
who rules the fashion world
she's a preppie girl
makes me wanna hurl
f**king preppie girl
to you we wish the best of luck
in your oh so preppie life
and if you play your cards right
you might end up a plumbers wife
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