Horny Blonde 40 (portishead Remix) Lyrics

Horny Blonde 40 (portishead Remix)

Horny blonde forty shaved sexy wants to do it all day

Wiv a gun-totin'
trigger-happy tranny named Kinky Renae

Digs pop masturbation music
windsurf piss in your ear

Seekin' genuine Gemini circumcised kind and
sincere



Retired teacher fifty-eight seeks regular meetings

For masculine muscular nappy-clad brutal breeding

My wife rough
wrestles with a puppy all a-quiver in a

Wine-soaked strobe-lit Asiatic
hall of mirrors...

...for you



Turn around...I bin czyaxin'
on yr sjchoo [?]

I am pod-god born in mono, I'm the scorpion of cool

I love you, do you know how to love me?

I am pod-god born in mono, I'm
a dirty magazine



Those two eyes...



The easiest thing
in the world for a girl to do is to get picked up. That's why if you're on the
move, the highway's the only way to go. As sure as there are men in the world I
know my ticket to anywhere is gonna be along soon. See, all you need is a decent
pair of legs, a quick thumb, and a whole lot of right answers.



Hunky funky skunk-fucker pay me suck his finger on screen

Got the
video set-up with felafel soaked in kerosene

There's a corgi playin'
hooky with a wolf-cross-kelpie

While your front bum low hums shufflin'
like a mother to me...

...from you



Ow!



Turn
around...I bin czyaxin' on yr sjchoo [?]

I am pod-god born in mono, I'm
the scorpion of cool

I love you, do you know how to love me?

I am
pod-god born in mono, I'm a dirty magazine



...all you need is a
decent pair of legs, a quick thumb, and a whole lot of right answers.