Operation Cb
Every eleven minutes across the USA a man is a victim of Cock
Blocking This action usually results in broken friendships The following
is an example..
[Kool] Aiyyo Jinx [Jinx] Hey whassup G? [Kool]
This girl'll be here in a minute [Jinx] Uh huh [Kool] The bitch got a
nice ass and I'm tryin to get in it [Jinx] Cool that's alright but why you
tellin me this shit? [Kool] To make sure you don't mind [Jinx]
Uh-huh [Kool] chillin out while I hit it [Jinx] Naww nigga, I'll just
turn on the TV set [Jinx] Get paid, hit the skins, get some pussy, get your
dick wet [Kool] Alright bet, because my dick is hard as hell *ding dong
ding dong* [Kool] The bitch is ringin on my bell
Opened the door,
"Whassup baby? Yo come on in Here, take a seat, I'll introduce you to my
friend" Now everything is going according to plan "Yo Jinx this is
Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Whassup baby?) I went to the closet,
hung up her coat, put up her hat "Yo Jinx," "Whassup?" "Later nigga, I'm
goin to the back" "See ya!" I took her to the back, closed the doors and I
paused.. .. I'm gonna get some drawers So we laid on the bed and I just
smiled Because I'm dreamin about fuckin her doggystyle So I'm thinkin
bout some hits that I can slip her *zipper sound* Fuck it, I'll just pull
down her zipper Feelin her ass, and damn the shit is soft "Aiyyo baby,
why don't you take your shirt and pants off?" I got the whore ready to let a
nigga score *knocking* Yo who the FUCK is at my door? *knocking* Now she's
annoyed, and boy I got some luck I cracked the door, "Yo Jinx, what the FUCK
is up?"
"Aiyyo G man, I just, y'know, I wanna get some water and
shit You know I'm kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? Heh heh"
"What
water nigga? Go 'head, go and get it" "Aight" "Now leave me the fuck alone
so I can hit it" "Aight thanks man" So then I slammed the door shut *door
slams* I turned around this bitch is pullin her pants back on her
butt Nah chill, yo he ain't comin back no more I pulled her pants back
down and threw em on the floor *whoosh* I'm tryin to convince her but the
shit didn't work So now I'm here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips*
(oops) Yeah don't worry, that same shit won't happen twice *knocking*
"Aiyyo G man, where's the ice??" Shit, didn't even get my jock
in *knocking* Cause niggaz like Jinx is Cock Blocking
"Now you know
this just don't make NO kind of sense" "Blockin my cock, like a god damn
??" "And for the life of me, I didn't know why.." "Blockin my cock, like
a god damn ??"
[Kool G. Rap] Thinkin of a bitch I could be hittin,
for no salary So I called Valerie, found out the bitch was babysittin The
baby's parents went to Europe; and I could see her now suckin my dick and
lickin my nut like it was maple syrup She said, "Come over I'm alone" And
I was knockin at the door before the bitch hung up the phone "Hey whassup
baby? You know I miss you" "Whassup?" Yeah that's some shit you gotta say to
get your dick into the pussy tissue Went in the house and had a seat The
little boy put fifty motherfuckin toys by my feet Smashin up my ankles with
Tonka jeeps I wish this little motherfucker'd take his ass to sleep Now
my leg got crazy scratches I said, "Here, you wanna play?" I gave his ass a
book of matches (Hey!) I couldn't even get a rap Without this little
motherfucker jumpin his ass into my bitch's lap I started rubbin on her
curves But I'm mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves I
pulled the bitch up by her hair "What's the matter baby?" "Aiyyo,
whydon'tcha get rid of little man?" "Alright baby" She took me to a room
that was dark "Hey, come in here" I was undressin on the way to get a head
start And then I let the door shut Lifted up her skirt and started feelin
on the whore's butt Suckin on her titties like candy Five minutes later
had her comin in her panties Now she's ready for the dick "Yo you ready
bitch?" (mmm-hmm) "Well first, take a lick!" Down on her knees is where she
dropped Suckin on and suckin on and suckin on my cock Bust that nut,
that's what I'm hopin Then yo, all of a sudden, the door flew wide
open What the hell is this about? *child crying* She jumped up in a flash
and took my dick out of her mouth Yeah, the little nigga's throwin a
fit Talkin about he's hungry and shit "Wait a minute baby, let me get up
so I can feed him" But I felt like takin off my belt and beat him He
already gave my leg a cut Now the little bastard is fuckin up my nut She,
didn't even get the lead off So I picked up one of his Ninja Turtle dolls and
pulled the head off (Hey whatchu doin?) Yeah motherfucker now we
even Forty-five minute passed, the bitch ain't back, fuckit I'm leavin I
got dressed, and put my hat back on my head (Hey!) "Later bitch," "No wait
baby" "Drop dead!" "What??" "And by the way, thanks a lot and
uhh.. fuck you and that little nigga for Cock Blockin!"
"Now you know
this just don't make NO kind of sense" "Blockin my cock, like a god damn
??" "And for the life of me, I didn't know why.." "Blockin my cock, like
a god damn ??"
[Kool G. Rap] So all you niggaz with the helmets and
shoulderpads stay the FUCK away from me, word up The next time you wanna
block nigga try out for the Jets baby, word up Yo, that nigga Polo's Cock
Blockin like a motherfucker That nigga Jinx is Cock Blockin My dancers are
straight up roadblocks n shit That nigga Bill Blass has been Cock Blockin all
his life And that nigga Eric B.'s Cock Blockin |