I Want My Rib Back Lyrics

I Want My Rib Back

I Want My Rib Back
Now the bible tells the story about Adam`s rib.
How the Lord made a woman for companionship. 
And the first thing she did, 
Was take a bite of that forbidden fruit. 
Well, I guess we`ll be paying till the end of time, 
At least that`s how it is with that woman of mine. 
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.

Now this is wrong and, baby, that ain`t right.
And I`m huggin` tryin` to please that woman day and night.
She`s never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can.
Somethin`s got a change honey, I`m gonna leave.
I won`t let evolution gonna make a monkey out of me,
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.

There`s been a hole in wallet and a pain in my side,
Ever since I made that girl my blushing bride.
Her daddy calls her angel,
And her momma calls her three times a night.
Her cousins on my sofa, her sister`s got my car,
Her brother`s drink my liquor like my house was a bar,
Oh Lord, well, I think I want my rib back. 

Now this is wrong and, baby, that ain`t right.
And I`m huggin` tryin` to please that woman day and night.
She`s never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can.
Somethin`s got a change honey, I`m gonna leave.
I won`t let evolution gonna make a monkey out of me,
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.

Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.