The New Workout Plan Lyrics

The New Workout Plan

[Intro]

You just popped in the Kanye West

Get right for the summer
workout tape

And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly

you might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player

Man, at least a dude
wit' a car

So first of all we gon' work on the stomach

Nobody wants
a little tight ass!



[Verse 1]

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get
them sit ups right and

Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like
this

Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave

Don't drop
the blunt and disrespect the weed

Pick up your son and don't disrespect
your seed

It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited

Tell me
who's invited: you, your friends and my dick

What's scary to me is Henny
makes girls look like Halle Berry to me

So excuse me miss, I forgot your
name

Thank you, God bless you, good night I came..

I came...

I came..



[Chorus]

It's been a week without me

and
she feel weak without me

She wanna talk it out but

Ain't nothin' to
talk about

'Lest, she talkin' about freakin' out

then maybe we can
work it out

Work it out (Come on) [4x]

Work it out now

Maybe
we can work it out (Come on, come on)



[Verse 2]

Oh girl your
silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette

My name Kanye from the Jigga
set Twista said get it wet

Ooh girl your breath is HARSH

Cover your
mouth up like you got SARS

Off them tracks yea I bought them cars

Still killa a nigga on 16 bars

We ain't sweatin' to the oldies we
jukin to a cold beat

Maybe one day girl we can bone

so you can brag
to all your homies now

But I still mess with a big girl if you ain't fit
girl I'll hit girl

1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the
Benz