School Spirit Skit 1 Lyrics

School Spirit Skit 1

Now beat that

And your mothers sayin go to college

So u finish
college and its wonderful

U feel so good

And after all the partying
and crazing

And dont forget about that drug habit u picked up at school
bein around your peers

Hey now youll get that 25 thou, job a year and 

Youll spend all your money on crack cocaine, but itll be youre your money

No more borrowin money from mom for my high

So now you get ur degree
tattooed on your back your so excited about it

If u continue to work at
the GAP, after several interviews, Oh my god!

Youll come in at an entry
level position and when u do that

If u kiss enough ass, youll move up to
the next level

Which is being a secretarys secretary!

And boy is
that great, you get to take messages for the secretary 

Who never went to
college

Shes actually the bosses niece, so now your apart of the
family

You know what college does for you?

It makes you really
smart man

All you kids want to talk in the back of the class not me, I
listened, ok

I was a hall monitor, This was meant to be, 

You know
how many classes I took, extra classes extra classes

No Ive never had sex
but you know what, my degree keeps me satisfied

When a lady walks to me
says hey u know whats sexy?

I say no, I dont know what it is, but I bet I
can add up all the change in your purse really fast.