For years I thought I'd have to live alone I never
got a letter Had to disconnect the phone The only girls I ever
saw Were on TV But now I've got a Venus Who's sitting next to
me
Both:
Do I love you? Do I want you? Would I give my
life To you if I could? Do birds fly? Do fish swim? And do bears
sha-la-la-la-la In the woods?
Rowan:
I met her in the first
class lounge Of a jumbo jet It was love at first sight Romeo and
Juliet
Kate:
He looked pretty rich And I was down on m'
luck So I charged him a fortune For a flying
f...
Rowan:
...for crying out loud!
Both:
Do I love
you? Do I want you? Would I sacrifice my life To you if I could? Is
the Pope Catholic? Is Luxembourg small? And do those hairy bears
shhh... In the woods?
Rowan:
I introduced her round my
friends She was ace I was no longer on Earth But in better
place
Kate:
He's an utter creep and he Drives me round the
bend And so to alleviate the boredom I sleep with his
friends
Rowan:
Ho ha ho
Both:
Do I love you? Do
I want you?
Kate:
Would I tear out both my eyes And fry them
if I could?
Both:
Is the Bible fiction? Is True Love a
contradiction? And do bears sha-la-la-la-la In the woods?
Do I
desire you? Do I adore you?
Rowan:
Would I cut off all my
toenails And put them in an envelope with my feet?
Both:
Is
Reagan Godhead? Is Chairman Mao dead? And do those bears
sha-la-la-la-la?
Rowan [really Tim
Brooke-Taylor]:
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah
Kate:
Mmmmm...
Rowan
[Tim]:
And do those bears
sha-la-la-la-la? La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah