Do Bears (with Rowan Atkinson) Lyrics

Do Bears (with Rowan Atkinson)

Rowan Atkinson:

For years I thought
I'd have to live alone
I never
got a letter
Had to disconnect the phone
The only girls I ever
saw
Were on TV
But now I've got a Venus
Who's sitting next to
me

Both:

Do I love you?
Do I want you?
Would I give my
life
To you if I could?
Do birds fly?
Do fish swim?
And do bears
sha-la-la-la-la
In the woods?

Rowan:

I met her in the first
class lounge
Of a jumbo jet
It was love at first sight
Romeo and
Juliet

Kate:

He looked pretty rich
And I was down on m'
luck
So I charged him a fortune
For a flying
f...

Rowan:

...for crying out loud!

Both:

Do I love
you?
Do I want you?
Would I sacrifice my life
To you if I could?
Is
the Pope Catholic?
Is Luxembourg small?
And do those hairy bears
shhh...
In the woods?

Rowan:

I introduced her round my
friends
She was ace
I was no longer on Earth
But in better
place

Kate:

He's an utter creep and he
Drives me round the
bend
And so to alleviate the boredom
I sleep with his
friends

Rowan:

Ho ha ho

Both:

Do I love you?
Do
I want you?

Kate:

Would I tear out both my eyes
And fry them
if I could?

Both:

Is the Bible fiction?
Is True Love a
contradiction?
And do bears sha-la-la-la-la
In the woods?

Do I
desire you?
Do I adore you?

Rowan:

Would I cut off all my
toenails
And put them in an envelope with my feet?

Both:

Is
Reagan Godhead?
Is Chairman Mao dead?
And do those bears
sha-la-la-la-la?

Rowan [really Tim
Brooke-Taylor]:

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah

Kate:

Mmmmm...

Rowan
[Tim]:

And do those bears
sha-la-la-la-la?
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah

Kate:

Ahoo
Ahoo
Yeah-ye-yeah Yeah-ye-yeah

Both:

Do those bears
sha-la-la-la-ah?

Rowan:

On Main Street

Kate:

Oh
Yeah Yeah-ye-yeah