Junior`s In Love Lyrics

Junior`s In Love

With a dozen roses in his gun rack

Junior pulled up into her side lot

He carried them up to the front porch

And hollered, "Wanda, look at what I got!"

She was sittin? there watchin? TV

With a dry wall hanger named Shorty

She pressed her nose to the screen door

And said, "They smell like WD-40!"



He said, "Now don't you be that way

You know how much I love you

I can't hardly sleep at night

And when I do I dream of you

And by the way, Shorty, I thank you

You could have had 'em put me in jail son

I'm just glad I run out of air hose

When I come at you with that nail gun



Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a good one'

He'll track her down and then if she should run

He'll bring her some like a deer on the hood, som

Junior's in love



Wanda walked down the front steps

And sain, "I hate to break up the party

But I've get to get to work by five

Would you run me over there, Shorty'"

That's when Junior turned bright red

And said, "I'm takin' her to the dinner"

And he threw Shorty in the truck bed

With a busted nose and a shiner



Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a hot one'

There's a lots of lovers and Junior, he's not one

Don't know a kiss from a hug from a shotgun

Junior's in love



Oh, you know there's an oil puddle by the dinner

And it came out this transmission

That's where he parks every night and stares through the window

In a lovesick, sorry condition...

You see...



Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a good one'

He'll track her down and then if she should run

He'll bring her some like a deer on the hood, som

Junior's in love