Boat Drinks Lyrics

Boat Drinks

Boat drinks 
Boys in the band ordered boat drinks 
Visitors scored on the home rink 
Everything seems to be wrong 

Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap air fare 
I gotta to fly to Saint Somewhere 
I'm close to bodily harm 

Twenty degrees and the hockey game's on 
Nobody cares they are way too far gone 
Screamin' "boat drinks", something to keep 'em all warm 

This mornin', I shot six holes in my freezer 
I think I got cabin fever 
Somebody sound the alarm 

I'd like to go where the pace of life's slow 
Could you beam me somewhere Mr. Scott? 
Any ol' place here on Earth or in space 
You pick the century and I'll pick the spot 

Oh I know, (I know) 
I should be leaving this climate 
I got a verse but can't rhyme it 
I gotta go where it's warm 

Boat drinks 
Waitress I need two more boat drinks 
Then I'm headin' south 'fore my dream shrinks 

I gotta go where it's warm (I gotta go where it's warm) 
I gotta go where it's warm (I gotta go where it's warm) 
I gotta go where it's WARM! 

I gotta go where there ain't any snow 
Where there ain't any blow 
'Cause my fin sinks so low 
I gotta go where it's warm