George was at the party in the bathroom with a mirror Making lines for all
the frat-boys all fucked up on German beer Driving on his way home he saw
the red lights flash The cop gave him a warning said "Say hi to your
dad"
Twenty-two years later just across the tracks Is another
boy named George on the corner selling crack Walking on his way home he saw
the red lights spin The cop pushed him against the car and bashed his head
in
Youthful indiscretions We all make mistakes We grow and learn
life's lessons Youthful indiscretions
George went on to college
continued on way Still got high and stinking drunk and very average
grades Then he saw a bright light he said that it was God I think it was
father and a fancy job
Now back to our other George who's sitting in a
cell In the company of murderers and rapists bound for Hell And when I
light a big fat joint I thank the Lord up high That I was born bleached
blonde and white
Youthful Indiscretions We all make mistakes We
grow and learn life's lessons Youthful Indiscretions