Oh western union man Send a
telegram to my baby Send a telegram, send a telegram Who, send a telegram
to my baby This is what I want you to do I want you to tell her that I'm
all alone I tried to call her on the phone Tell her I'm in misery And
think she's avoiding me And if the telegram don't do Send a box of candy
too And maybe some flowers Tell her that I missed her for hours and
hours Send a telegram, send a telegram Send a telegram man To my baby
you hear what I say Oh western union man send a telegram Send a telegram
to my baby Oh western union man Hey send a telegram Send a telegram,
send a telegram Oh send a telegram to my baby This is what I want you to
do Listen, tell me have you got a boy you can send This is what I want
him to do Put him on his bike right away See if he can get my message
through Maybe tomorrow But mail it right away I want the girl to know
that I miss her Something like yesterday Send a telegram, send a telegram
man To my baby Do you hear what I say Oh western union man why don't
you send a telegram Oh send a telegram to my baby Western union man send
a telegram Oh send it right on to my baby Hey western union man Send a
telegram, send a telegram