The Crack Was Ninety In The Isle Of Man Lyrics

The Crack Was Ninety In The Isle Of Man

Well, weren't we the rare oul stock spent the evening getting locked

Up in
the Ace o hearts where the high stools were engaging

Over the Butt Bridge
down the dock the boat she sailed at 5 o'clock

"Hurry boys, now" said
Whack or before we're there we'll all be back

Carry him if you can the
crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.



Before we reached the
Alexander base the ding dong we surely did raise

In the bar of the ship
we had great sport

As the boat she sailed out of the port

Landed up
in the Douglas head enquired for a vacant bed

The dining room we soon got
shown by a decent woman up the road

Lads, eat it if you can and the crack
was ninety in the Isle of Man



Next morning we went for a ramble
round viewed the sights of Douglas town

Then we went for a nighty session
in a pub they call Dick Darbies

We must have been drunk by half past
three

To sober up we went swimming in the sea

Back to the digs for
the spruce up and while waitin' for the fry

We all drew up our plan

The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.



That night we went to
Texas Bar Came back down by horse